JUST TELL ME!

Alright, boys. I'm about to make this real easy for you, so listen up.

If you like me, just tell me.
If you only want to make out with me, just tell me.
If you want to have sex with me, just tell me. Even though the answer will be no.
If you are in love with me, just tell me.
If you want my babies, just tell me.

On the other hand:
If you don't like me, just tell me.
If you find me annoying, just tell me.

But, please, for the sake of your face and other important body parts, do NOT tell me that you like me, and want to date me, then make out with me, and then change your mind and just want to be friends. After about, let's say, a million guys, this game gets REALLY old, SUPA fast.

Also, do NOT tell me that you like me, want to date me, make out with me, and then say you aren't sure what you want, and once you figure that out, you will tell me if you want to date me or not. Because chances are, I ain't waitin' around for ya.

I'm sorry, but the above makes you a player. If you aren't sure if you like a girl, PU-LEEZE. Do not make out with her to solidify your doubts. It's just going to piss her off if you find out you thought you liked her and you didn't, and you used kissing to figure it out. Most girls assume that when you kiss a girl, you like her. Guess I have learned my lesson...

Here's a novel idea! Why don't you take her on some dates (kissing-free), get to know her, and THEN decide if you actually like her or not!

Oh wait. Dating doesn't even exist anymore. My bad.

Dating sucks.

Just sayin.